Warning: Vortex looming

Feeling as though I'm being stalked by those ads at the top of the page. No sooner had I finished yesterday's posting, than they seized on the word "morning" and produced an offer for a video of film called "Joy in the Morning", starring Richard Chamberlain, for heaven's sake. I thought he'd gone to soap opera hell with his alter ego, Dr Kildare. Now they've changed and they seem to have been thinking about the word "breakfast." No doubt this posting will initiate some digital head-scratching and brow-furrowing. It's relentless. Should I stop now before I'm sucked into a post-modern vortex of self-reference, swirling around in hyper-space with cockroaches, Mortein, wallabies and humpbacked whales? Where will it all end?